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If You Failure to Enter Correct Details, You Will be Arrested.
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If You Failure to Enter Correct Details, You Will be Arrested.

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  • 1 week ago > lucasbytegenius
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Hello
how are you doing today i hope you are in good condition,my name is miss Mary Heine i know you may be thinking if we have know each other before well the answer is no.well i came across your mail here in this site(community.invisionpower.com) while doing a research then i decided to contact you for partnership i hope you don’t mind well if you don’t mind i will be waiting for your reply so we can talk more about our self and exchange pictures as well. God bless you. 

Wow that’s believable.

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  • 2 months ago
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Dear Friend,

Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you showed at the course of the Uk Online Lotto Winning cheque shipment to your location, I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $950,000USD (Nine Hundred And Fifty Thousand United States Dollars).

I have authorized the finance house where I deposited the money to issue you international certified bank draft cashable at your bank.

My dear Friend,I will like you to contact the CEO in charge of the finance house for the collection of this international certified bank draft.

The name of the Person with your Cheque is Mr.Fredrick Andrew
COMPENSATION AND FINANCE HOUSE HEAD OFFICE
CONTACT AGENT : Mr.Fredrick Andrew
Email:fredrickandrew@yahoo.cn

Finance and Security House United Kingdom Deposit Firm FSH Towers Chelsea T45H U.K. At the moment, I am very busy at Sydney,Australia because of the investment
projects which myself and my new partner Mr Peter Hills of CTL Company are
having at hand.

Finally, remember that I have forwarded instruction to Mr.Fredrick Andrew at the finance house on your behalf to send the bank draft to you as soon as you contact him without delay. Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart.

Thanks and God bless you and your family.

My sincere advice to you as a christian is that you should endeavour to pay your tithe to a bible believing church when you get the money because i noticed it as a fudiciary agent that you were skeptical about your winnings when you were been ask by the Uk lotto Agency Inc to file out a claim for your prize.

 And now the current policy of the Lotto organiser is that if an emerged winner fails to claim up his/her winning cheque of $950,000USDOLARS it’s now mandatory that this fund can be remitted or forfeited to the fudiciary agent in charge of this winners file.

 1. Full Names:
 2. Residential Address:
 3. Phone Number:
 4. Fax Number:
 5. Occupation:
 6. Sex:
 7. Age :
 8. Nationality:
 9. Present Country:

 However, I want you to contact him immediately as soon as you receive this information because he is leaving for the US by the end of this month and this might cost a delayment for you to receive this draft. Hope to hear from you soon.

 Yours Faithfully

Go to hell.

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  • 2 months ago
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LONDON UK

Dearest One,
  
I’m happy to inform you about my success in getting my inheritance transferred under the cooperation of a partner from LONDON UK Dr. Walter Bussmann, Presently I’m investing my own share of the total sum in LONDON UK Meanwhile, I didn’t forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring my inheritance despite that it failed us.

I have decided to compersate you for your kind efforts and time by giving you the total sum of  (USD $50.000.00) All you need to do is to send your contact and account information’s to my solicitor in Abidjan,his name is Barrister JUDE ask him to send you the cheque of (USD $50.000.00)  Which I kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in ensuring that my inheritance was release to me for investment.

I appreciated your efforts at that time very much, so feel free and get in touched with my solicitor BARRISTER JUDE and instruct him on how your cheque can be given to you, since I have succeeded with my goal.
  
Please do let me know immediately you receive it, and thank you for your kindness, I have started the investment projects with my new partner,we are working hand to hand,

Finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to the solicitor on your behalf to receive the above mention amount of cheque, so feel free to get in touch with BARRISTER JUDE, he will send the cheque to you.
   
HERE IS HIS CONTACT ADDRESS
 
Tel: +22567040652
E-mail(kojude_esq@lawyer.com)
Name: BARRISTER JUDE  
Thank you so much
My regards.
Vannesa

If you think I’m going to send my contact info to BARRISTER JUDE you’re crazy. Also, stop using caps.

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  • 3 months ago
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Hello my dear,
My name is Serah , how are you fine.
Please i want you to respond to me after reading this email. I have something very important to discuss with you.
I will share it with you, tell you more about myself and also send my pictures to you once you respond to me.
I hope to hear from you soon.
Yours sincerely,
Serah

Somebody needs to work on their grammar.

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  • 3 months ago
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MR. LARRY JOHNSON
INSPECTION UNIT
Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport.
 
Hi,
 
I am Mr. Larry Johnson  Director Inspection Unit United Nations Inspection Agent in Heartfield International Airport Atlanta Georgia.
 
During our investigation, I discovered An abandoned shipment from a Diplomat from United Kingdom under iship forwarder was transferred from JF Kennedy Airport to our facility here and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a Metal Trunk Box weighing approximately 110kg each.
 
The consignment was abandoned because the Content was not properly declared by the consignee as money rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid diversion by the Shipping Agent also the Diplomat inability to pay for Non Inspection Fees.
 
On my assumption, each of the boxes will contain more that $3 to 4M and the consignment is still left in storage house till today through a registered shipping Company, Courier Dispatch Service Limited a division of Tran guard LTD. The Consignment they are two metal box with weight of about 110kg each (Internal dimension:  W61 x H156 x D73 (cm). Effective capacity: 680 L.)Approximately,
 
The details of the consignment including your name are tagged on the Metal Trunk box.
 
Provide your Phone Number full address, name of nearest Airport around and other details or disregard. You can send the required details to me for onward delivery.
 
All communication must be held extremely confidential. I can get everything concluded within 4 hours and proceed to your address for delivery. But i must get assurance from you concerning my 50% before i will proceed.
Also i don’t want any other person or party to get involved or communicate with me on this transaction except only yourself because i do not want any exposure.
 
I want us to transact this business and share the money,since the shipper have abandoned it and ran away.I will pay for the Non inspection fee and arrange for the boxes to be moved out of this Airport to your address, Once we are through i will deploy the services of a secured shipping Company geared to provide the security it needs to your doorstep. or i can bring it  myself to avoid any more trouble. But we will split 50% to you and 50% to me. But you have to assure me of my 50%. If you agreed with my condition hear is my email address(msg45@globomail.com).
 
Below are my direct telephone number (404-8569493 OR 718-2858963) and i wait to hear from you.
 
MR. LARRY JOHNSON
INSPECTION OFFICER
Definitely different than those African emails, sounds legit.

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  • 5 months ago
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Hello its me Susan Hernandez im one of your twitter followers and i saw your email yesterday on twitter =) 
I just wanna ask if you need money this coming holiday?Im going to show you how i got money yesterday and you can get up to $1000 in as fast as 1 hour!Just visit the site below….

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Say thanks to me if you got it already =)

Idiotic spammer, I never tweeted my email on Twitter.

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  • 5 months ago
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Dear E-mail Account Owner,

We are pleased to inform you that your email that have just emerged a
winner of Two Million Six Hundred and Eighty Thousand Punds £2,680,000
from our EuroMillions 2011 end of Year Promotions. Send your Full Names,
Mailing Address, Age and Telephone Number to; euroupdatess@msn.com

Congratulations.

Sounds legit.

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  • 5 months ago
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The Vegan

“Someone posted they had a free mcdonald’s gift card they won in a raffle but couldn’t use because they’re vegan. I emailed them and got this:”

Hello,

Thanks for getting back to me so quickly. I’m sorry to say though I already let my McDonalds gift card go to the first responder. Since so many people contacted me about the gift card I contacted the person who organized the raffle where I won the gift card. They actually got the gift card as a promotional giveaway from some company. Here is the site that they got the gift card from (link). It seems like they are offering these promotional gift cards to anyone. Check it out; it seems promising. Sorry again.

Heather

Darn you.

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  • 5 months ago
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